Settling affairs on Earth took
longer than I had anticipated and before I knew it, I had lost another two
months. I can’t say I regret it though, as it gave me a chance to come to terms
with the fact that one way or another, this would all be ending soon. I settled
countless disputes amongst those that allied with me, and oversaw the liberation
of the rest of Earth. With A.I.M. becoming something akin to what S.H.I.E.L.D.
had been, I was seeing less time in action, and more directing the ongoings of
the organization. It was strange not putting myself in danger, but at everyone’s
behest, I allowed myself this lull in activity.
Eventually, the break had to end
and the last target had to be dealt with. Before I could even begin consulting
Alice on how we could get to Asgard, Loki sent something to invite us
personally. With compounded knowledge from Hydra and A.I.M. databases, we
discerned it to be the Destroyer Armor. It was likely a very formidable
opponent, and would have likely given us some trouble… had I not gotten Blink
to help me send it into the sun. It was a very anti-climactic way to deal with
it, but I wasn’t in the mood for the trickster god’s games.
Once that threat was dealt with, I
didn’t think we had much time before Loki would do something more drastic to
cause us problems. So I got straight to the point with Alice.
“How can we get to Asgard?”
“Well
that’s not the easiest thing in the world to accomplish and-”
“If Hydra can build a portal to
Asgard with science, you can get us there with your magic can’t you?”
“…”
“Alice if we don’t go to him, he’ll
just start sending things until we’re overwhelmed.”
“Asgard
is a place my father warned my about explicitly before his death. He made it
clear that going there would be suicide without becoming a proper Sorcerer Supreme.
Asgardian magic and abilities are at their strongest in Asgard. We’d be giving
Loki the advantage he wants by going to him.”
“He also gets what he wants if we
sit here and wait to be swarmed by whatever else he can send from Asgard. If we’re
to fall, I’d rather do so having fought with everything I had. Alice please,
get us to Asgard.”
“… You’re
impossible, you know that? Fine. We’ll go get ourselves killed in Asgard so you
can selfishly say you’ve done all you could.”
“Haven’t you learned by know? I
never plan on losing. Loki won’t be getting the last laugh.”
* * *
Oh how rich this all was to watch play out. That fool really
believed he could best me, of all beings in the universe. Ha! What paltry arrogance
on his part, wouldn’t you say? It’s almost laughable how easily dealt with he
was. His little friends were barely worth a mention. But you all read these for
entertainment, do you not? That is why I shall deign to fill you mongrels in on
what happens when you attempt to undermine the authority of Loki, ruler of
Asgard and all the nine realms.
The
fool calling himself “King” gathered up his most trusted and capable allies and
had that second-rate sorcerer open a portal to Asgard. From the moment they
entered, I was aware of their every move and could have easily taken them out
then and there. But I am merciful, and let them have their false sense of
security as they wandered around without any sort of clue. Although that didn’t
last as the one I actually had to worry about began to get a fix on my
location. I’d be a fool to think that I could contest the Pheonix Force
directly without the proper preparations, so I played a little trick on the
mortals.
With
my command over the denizens of Asgard it would have been nothing to send
myriads of Asgardian forces to destroy them. But instead, I had my ever
faithful servant, The Enchantress, turn the fools against each other. It was hilarious
to witness, truly. If only you could have been there in person. She started
with the one that can light himself on fire. It was a riot watching them try
not to hurt him. And don’t get me started with the look on their faces when the
child joined in and almost crushed the sorcerer. The purple man made of energy
was next, signifying that something was wrong to the slow witted mortals. They
attempted to flee, but a little spell from yours truly kept them from making
any progress.
The
martial artist tried to fight it off, but was no match for Amora’s magic and he
too began to turn on his allies. What annoyed me was that it seemed like King’s
natural resistance to magic kept him from being susceptible while conscious.
Although, it was probably better this way, as I wouldn’t have gotten to see the
anguish fill his eyes as he watched friends be turned into puppets. That’s a
moment in time I made sure to preserve for future viewings along with events
like the death of my adoptive brother and father. Watching heroes realize
everything they’ve done is worthless is such a satisfying way to pass the time.
It
was a simple thing to raise a mystical fog around the remaining five of them
and enact my plan. They blundered about trying to find where the others went,
not realizing that they had never left each other’s presence. I was behind the
host of the Phoenix Force and before she could suspect anything, I had her
under the influence of a sleep spell. Anything more and the cosmic entity would
have stirred to protect its host. It was nothing to warp her away somewhere for
safe keeping before I left myself.
When
I lifted the fog I didn’t expect watching them panic at the loss of another
member of their group to fill me with such glee. It’s been far too long since I
got to have this much direct fun. Their incompetent leader managed to calm them
too soon for my liking and they were finally heading in the right direction. My
throne room was still a ways away, and so I let a number of Asgardian beasts
test their might against the remaining four as I became acquainted with my new
mortal slaves. Amora’s abilities finally proving useful to me again after so
much inactivity.
By
the time they finally arrived the only one not looking overly battered and
beaten was King. The look on his face was absolutely priceless. I hadn’t seen
such rage in person since I killed my brother. But all the anger and hatred in
Midgard wouldn’t be enough for him to have stood a chance against me. Not
wanting my amusement to end just yet, I showed them their captured teammate
before sending the four enchanting ones to fight them again. I was almost caught
by surprise when King teleported in front of me. It looked like he was about to
unleash some sort of powerful attack, but the child of all things anticipated
it and blocked him. King couldn’t bring himself to hurt his ally, so I blasted
him away through some columns to get him out of my face.
I
surveyed the ongoing battle between his friends a bit longer before I grew
bored of it and captured the rest of the females in magic spheres. Watching
them struggle fruitlessly was amusing for a bit while I waited for King to find
his way back to the throne room. When he arrived I watched him fight those that
were under my control and found that he had quite a few tricks up his sleeves to
assist him in a fight. If they hadn’t been his friends he could have killed
them all fairly easily. But that’s the problem with hero types. They always try
to save everyone else before themselves. He managed to knock them all out after
a while and I even gave him a little clap to show I was ever so slight
impressed. He didn’t take it well and attempted to take the fight to me.
Unfortunately
for him, I had learned my lesson and had a barrier up to block any advances he
might have tried. Before he could even touch the magical part of it, the
barrier would send out enough force to knock him away. Quite the workaround to
his troublesome ability I’d say. Watching him get up again and again and again
to attempt to challenge my authority was entertaining, but only for so long. To
fully solidify my complete victory I had to show his allies just how powerless
he really was in comparison to myself.
I
finally rose from my throne and pointed my staff at King. He was forced to the
ground almost immediately, putting up a slight resistance before faltering. His
friends not under Amora’s control began to beg and plead for some sort of mercy
as I slowly flew over towards their leader. Their shouting fell on deaf ears. I
leaned in until my mouth was right next to one of his ears and whispered
something into the. The anger he felt after that was almost tangible as he almost
broke free. But it was too little, too late as I turned my back on him and let
his friends all watch as he exploded. More accurately, he was at the center of
one, but they couldn’t tell the difference. There wasn’t a single trace left of
him, and I relished in the cries of despair from his allies.
As satisfying as it all was, I
felt there was something lacking from the whole ordeal. Something I wanted to
feel back when I killed my brother and usurped the throne from my father before
disposing of him as well. But there was nothing I could do about it. Maybe if
he hadn’t been so disappointing of a hero I could have had more fun. Although,
it is hard to try and match up to one as perfect as myself. Midgard will soon
become mine to do with as I wish. I’ve grown bored with just my rule over
Asgard. The remaining realms and what lies beyond shall soon know who their king is.
Hmmm... Hmmm... You know, I wouldn't be surprised if there is some false information here. A trick to make others think that King had actually fallen when, in fact, he is still alive.
ReplyDelete-Tadek Pezrin
I am THE god of trickery. How could any even deign to think that they could pull one over on me? - Loki
DeleteCause you don't always know all of the cards that are in play or are in the deck. That or a few cards were changed, which is quite possible when heros possess their own brand of insanity.
Delete-Tadek Pezrin
I've observed this one long enough to know he doesn't have it in himself to attempt something so ludicrous. He's a very by the numbers hero, expecting things to just work out of he tries hard enough. The world isn't that forgiving I'm afraid. He severely underestimated me, and paid the price with his life. - Loki
DeleteThen allow me to point out a common trope of heros in your world. They don't stay dead for long. Granted, same goes for villains. I am no hero and I would still get better from what you threw at him. Just keep your cards up, otherwise the dealer will take it as you having folded.
Delete-Tadek Pezrin
You seem to be missing the fact that if we go by your analogies, I'm clearly the one dealing out cards here. The game was fixed against him from the beginning. It doesn't matter if I fold because he's already completely lost the game! - Loki
DeleteWell, that is assuming the dealer isn't able to fold. In other words... Don't lower your defenses, if you do not wish to lose again. Now, I would offer you a cigarette when I see that you have been thoroughly... Well, yeah... but, sadly I can't reach you from here so buy yourself a pack before we next speak.
Delete-Tadek Pezrin
Seems as though it was a waste of my time conversing with you on this subject. My victory is already assured, and none shall tell me otherwise. And smoking is something far beneath me mortal. Why would I even pretend to subjugate myself to such a filthy act for anything other a disguise? - Loki
DeleteWell, I ain't one to give up a point and we both can be killed, so we are both mortal in the end. Just takes a lot more to kill me than it does you. Well, if you won't smoke, then at least drink. Should numb the pain...
Delete-Tadek Pezrin